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Her video is a YouTube sensation. The hilarious flight attendant was in our studio to meet Ellen, and to get one heck of a surprise.
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- IN JUST A FEW DAYS, OVER 10 MILLION PEOPLE VIEWED, OUR, FIRST, GUEST's, VIDEO., TAKE, A, LOOK, AT, A, LITTLE, BIT, OF, THIS. - IF, I, CAN, PRETEND, TO, HAVE, YOUR, ATTENTION, FOR, JUST, A, FEW, MOMENTS, MY, EX-HUSBAND, MY, NEW, BOYFRIEND, AND, THEIR, DIVORCE, ATTORNEY, ARE, GONNA, SHOW, YOU, THE, SAFETY, FEATURES, OF, THIS, BOEING, 737-800, SERIES., IT's, BEEN, A, LONG, DAY, FOR, ME., YOU'll, NOTICE, IN, THE, HIGHLY, UNLIKELY, EVENT, THAT, THE, CAPTAIN, LANDS, US, NEAR, A, HOT, TUB, EVERYBODY, GETS, THEIR, VERY, OWN, TEENIE, WEENIE, YELLOW, SOUTHWEST, BIKINI., ONE, SIZE, FITS, ALL., TAKE, IT, OUT, ONLY, IF, TOLD, TO, DO, SO., PLACE, IT, OVER, YOUR, HEAD, WRAP, THAT, STRAP, AROUND, YOUR, WAIST, BUCKLE, IT, IN, FRONT, AND, PULL, IT, TIGHT., AND, IF, YOU're, TRAVELING, WITH, SMALL, CHILDREN, WE're, SORRY., AND, IF, YOU're, TRAVELING, WITH, MORE, THAN, ONE, CHILD, PICK, OUT, THE, ONE, THAT, YOU, THINK, MIGHT, HAVE, THE, MOST, EARNING, POTENTIAL, DOWN, THE, ROAD., SERIOUSLY, IF, THERE's, ANYTHING, AT, ALL, WE, CAN, DO, TO, MAKE, YOUR, FLIGHT, MORE, ENJOYABLE, PLEASE, TELL, US..., JUST, AS, SOON, AS, WE, LAND, IN, SALT, LAKE, CITY., AND, IF, THERE's, ANYTHING, YOU, CAN, DO, TO, MAKE, OUR, FLIGHT, MORE, ENJOYABLE, WE'll TELL YOU IMMEDIATELY.
WE're NOT SHY ON SOUTHWEST.
THAT's WHAT, WE, CALL, VERY, CHEAP, ENTERTAINMENT., NOBODY, HAD, TO, PAY, EXTRA, BUT, YOU, CERTAINLY, DON't, A, REFUND., THANKS, FOR, CHOOSING, SOUTHWEST., WELCOME, ABOARD. - FORM, DALLAS, TEXAS, PLEASE, WELCOME, FLIGHT, ATTENDANT, MARTY, COBB. - OH, MY, GOSH. - YOU, CAN, CRY, IF, YOU, WANT, TO. - I, DON't, LOOK, PRETTY, WHEN, I, CRY. - OH, THAT's, ALL, RIGHT., IT's, A, BEAUTIFUL, THING, TO, HAVE, EMOTION., I'm, HAPPY, THAT, YOU're, THAT, HAPPY., I, DIDN't, MEAN, TO, PULL, AWAY, WHEN, YOU, WENT, TO, TOUCH, ME. - [laughs] - I'll, LEAVE, MY, HAND, THERE. - OKAY, GOOD., THERE., I, NEED, A, SECURITY, BLANKET. - SO, YOU, ARE, FROM, DALLAS, RIGHT? - I, GREW, UP, IN, LUBBOCK, AND, I, LIVE, IN, DALLAS, NOW. - ALL, RIGHT, SO, YOU're, BASED, OUT, OF, THERE, AND, THIS, IS, ON, SOUTHWEST, AIRLINES., AND, I, THINK, THAT, SOUTHWEST, IS, KNOWN, FOR, HAVING, HUMOROUS-- YOU, KNOW, 'cause, I've, BEEN, ON, SOME, FLIGHTS, WHERE, PEOPLE-- BUT, THAT, WAS, HILARIOUS., THAT, WAS, PARTICULARLY, FUNNY, THE, ENTIRE, THING., AND, HOW, LONG, HAVE, YOU, BEEN, A, FLIGHT, ATTENDANT, NUMBER, ONE? - ABOUT, 7, 1/2, YEARS, AND, I, JUST, HAVE, TO, TELL, YOU..., [laughs], HOW HAPPY I AM TO BE HERE AND, HOW, MUCH, I, LOVE, YOU, AND, RESPECT, AND, ADMIRE, YOU., AND, I, JUST, HAVE, TO-- [cheers and applause] SERIOUSLY.
I MEAN, I CAN, WATCH, YOUR, SHOW, AND, IN, AN, HOUR, YOU, CAN, MAKE, ME, LAUGH, AND, CRY., AND, IT, JUST-- I, JUST, ADORE, YOU., I, JUST, THINK, YOU're, WONDERFUL. - THANK, YOU, VERY, MUCH. - OBVIOUSLY. - WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU, HAD, AN, IMPACT, ON, ME, AS, WELL, 'cause, I, THOUGHT, THAT, WAS, NOT, ONLY-- 'cause, PEOPLE, TRY, TO, BE, FUNNY, ON, FLIGHTS, BUT, THAT, WAS, REALLY, FUNNY., THAT, WHOLE, THING., IF, YOU, GO, ONLINE, IT's, LIKE, THREE, MINUTES, OF, VERY, FUNNY, STUFF., AND, HOW, LONG, HAVE, YOU, BEEN, DOING, IT, THAT, WAY? - YOU, KNOW, WE, DID, LEARN, IT, A, CERTAIN, WAY., I, WAS, TRAINED, A, CERTAIN, WAY., AND, I, JUST, AT, SOME, POINT, IN, TIME, JUST, KIND, OF, PUT, MY, OWN, SPIN, ON, IT., AND, IT's, JUST, SO, MUCH, MORE, FUN, TO, MAKE, PEOPLE, LAUGH, AND, LET, THEM, RELAX., YOU, KNOW, HOW, STRESSFUL, FLYING, CAN, BE., AND, SO, IT's, JUST-- IT's, JUST, MADE, IT, MORE, FUN., AND, IT, JUST-- IN, MY, LITTLE, TUBE, IN, THE, SKY, I, CAN, MAKE, A, DIFFERENCE IN SOME PEOPLE's LIVES.
- AND IT DOES., THAT's, AN, IMPORTANT, PLACE, TO, MAKE, A, DIFFERENCE, BECAUSE, PEOPLE, ARE, FEARFUL, OF, FLYING, AND, PEOPLE, ARE, GOING, FOR, DIFFERENT, REASONS, THAT, MAY, BE, SAD, TO, THEM., AND, YOU, START, OUT, GETTING, THEIR, ATTENTION, BY, SAYING, "CAN, I, PRETEND, TO, HAVE, YOUR, ATTENTION, FOR, A, MINUTE?", BECAUSE, NO, ONE, IS, PAYING, ATTENTION. - NO, NO. - AND, WE, SHOULD, BE, PAYING, ATTENTION, 'cause, WHAT, YOU're, SAYING, IS, VERY, IMPORTANT, STUFF., AND, YOU're, WORKING, YOUR, ASS, OFF, UP, THERE., I, MEAN, YOU, KNOW, I, ALWAYS, THINK, THAT, THAT, IS, A, THANKLESS, JOB., YOU, ARE, WALKING, AROUND, SERVING, PEOPLE, AND, TAKING, CARE, OF, PEOPLE, AND, PEOPLE, ARE, RUDE., AND, SO, I, ADMIRE, WHAT, YOU, DO, AND, THE, FACT, THAT, YOU, CARE, ABOUT, MAKING, PEOPLE, HAPPY, AND, MAKING, A, DIFFERENCE, IN, THEIR, DAY., YOU're, AN, AMAZING, WOMAN. - THANK, YOU., [cheers and applause] - IT's TRUE. - THANK, YOU. - SO, YOU, HAVE, THREE, CHILDREN, RIGHT?, YOU, HAVE, TWO, DAUGHTERS, AND, A, SON., AND, TWO, OF, YOUR, DAUGHTERS, ARE, HERE., YOUR, SON, WAS, GONNA, FAIL, IF, HE, DIDN't... - [laughing], YES. - HI., DO, YOU, UNDERSTAND, HOW, COOL, YOUR, MOM, IS, THAT--I, MEAN, SHE's A YOUTUBE STAR.
- YEAH.
I MEAN, WE've KNOWN HOW, COOL, SHE, IS, FOR, A, WHILE, BUT, I'm, SO, HAPPY, THAT, OTHERS, GET, TO, SEE, IT, NOW., SHE's, SO, POSITIVE, AND, SHE's, SO, DESERVING, OF, THIS, AND, I'm, SO, HAPPY, THAT, WE're, HERE., WE, ALL, LOVE, YOU, SO, MUCH., AND, I, DON't, GET, TO, TELL, HER, ENOUGH, SO, I'm, GLAD, WE, CAN, BRING, HER, OUT, HERE, AND, SHOW, HER, TO, THE, WORLD, HOW, AWESOME, SHE, IS. - AW, THANK, YOU. - YEAH, YOU, ARE, AWESOME. - THANK, YOU. - LOOK..., WE, DON't, BRING, YOU, HERE, WITHOUT, KNOWING, THAT, YOU, TRAVEL, A, LOT, AND, YOU, CAN, HELP, PROMOTE, THE, SHOW, IN, A, BETTER, WAY, SO, I'm, GONNA, GIVE, YOU, A, GIFT, THAT, WHEN, YOU, TRAVEL... - BOXERS? - WELL... - OH, CUTE!, OH, MY, GOSH., OH, I, LOVE, IT!, THAT's, AWESOME., I, LOVE, IT. - YEAH. - ONE-OF-A-KIND. - IT's, GREAT. - OH, MY, GOSH., I, LOVE, IT. - OH, HAVE, A, SEAT., THERE's, STUFF, IN, HERE, THAT, IS, ALREADY, PACKED, FOR, YOU., IN, IT, ARE..., FIRST, OF, ALL, YOU, HAVE, BEATS, HEADPHONES. - YAY! - YOU, HAVE, ELLEN, UNDERWEAR. - YAY! - AND, YOU, HAVE, ELLEN, SOCKS. - OH, MY GOSH.
- YOU HAVE A ELLEN-- MY BOOK, MY, CD. - OH, YAY! - YOU, HAVE, BOOZE. - AH, THANK, GOD!, OH, MY, GOSH., I, LOVE, IT. - YOU, HAVE, AN, EYE, MASK, SO, YOU, CAN, JUST-- AND, A, PILLOW. - THIS, IS, AWESOME. - AND, A, BLANKET. - OH, MY, GOSH. - OH, THIS, IS, AWESOME. - AND, THEN, YOU, HAVE, A, $1,000, VISA, GIFT, CARD. - OH, MY, GOD!, AND, YOU, HAVE, A, $2,000, JCPENNEY..., AND, YOU, HAVE, A, $3,000, TARGET..., AND, YOU, HAVE, A, $4,000, RADIOSHACK. - YOU, ARE, SO, SWEET., THANK, YOU, SO, MUCH., THANK, YOU, SO, MUCH. - YOU're, WELCOME., THAT's, MARTY, COBB., WE'll, BE, RIGHT, BACK., I, WANTED, TO, TALK, TO, Y'all, AGAIN, BECAUSE, YOU, WERE, TALKING, ABOUT, HOW, COOL, YOUR, MOM, IS, AND, YOU, HAVE, A, BROTHER, BUT, HE, COULDN't, BE, HERE, 'cause, HE's, STUDYING, AND, HE, DIDN't, WANT, TO, FAIL;, IT's, A, VERY, IMPORTANT, EXAM. - LOSER. - SO, THAT's, MORE, IMPORTANT, AND, I, FORGIVE, HIM, FOR, THAT. - WE, HAVEN't, YET. - YOU, HAVEN't, FORGIVEN, HIM?, AND, WHERE, DOES, HE, GO, TO, SCHOOL? - TARLETON, STATE, IN, STEPHENVILLE, TEXAS., VERY, SMALL, SCHOOL. - AND, I, KNOW, YOU're, A, SINGLE MOM, AND YOU HAVE BEEN RAISING ALL THREE KIDS ON, YOUR, OWN., AND, THEY, WANT, TO, CONTINUE, THEIR, EDUCATION, AND, THEY, ARE, WORKING, HARD, TO, DO, THAT., AND, YOU're, TRAVELING, AND, DOING, A, LOT., AND, IT's, A, LOT, FOR, YOU., IT's, A, WHOLE, LOT, FOR, YOU., SO, OUR, FRIENDS, AT, SHUTTERFLY, WANT, TO, GIVE, YOU, $10,000. - OH, MY, GOD, ELLEN., THANK, YOU., THANK, YOU, SO, MUCH., THANK, YOU, AND, THANK, Y'all. - THANK, YOU, FOR, LIKE, YOU, SAID-- THE, LITTLEST, BIT, THAT, YOU, CAN, DO, TO, ADD, JOY, INTO, OTHER, PEOPLE's, LIVES, IT, MAKES, A, DIFFERENCE. - AND, YOU, ADD, THAT, TO, OURS, EVERY, DAY, JUST, BY, WATCHING, YOUR, SHOW, AND, I, CAN't, TELL, YOU, HOW, MUCH, IT, MEANS, TO, US, FOR, YOU, TO, DO, THIS, FOR, SOMEONE, WHO, DESERVES, IT, MORE, THAN, ANYONE, IN, THIS, WORLD. - SHE, DOES, DESERVE, IT., I, KNOW, YOUR, STORY., I, KNOW, A, LITTLE, BIT, ABOUT, IT, AND, IT's, A, LOT, TO, BE, IN, A, SINGLE, MOM, AND, TO, RAISE, THREE, AMAZING, KIDS, WHO, ARE, DOING, VERY, WELL., THEY, ARE, DOING, REAL, REAL, WELL. - THANK, YOU. - ALL, RIGHT, THANK, YOU., I, WANT, TO, THANK, MARTY, COBB, ELLEN, POMPEO, AND, PHILLIP PHILLIPS.
SEE YOU TOMORROW., BE, KIND, TO, ONE, ANOTHER., BYE-BYE.
